New stuff from one of my favs –>
Spooky season is here
But it sep-
SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE
ITS SPOOKY TIME
SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK UR SOULS
Guys… It’s only September
Nah man it’s spooky time!
Get boned 💀
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
– dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
– sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
– rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
Handsome man. = ]
Heh. Reminds me of a t-shirt idea I had. I should get back to work on that…
Should be getting the Pure Art edition shipment in next week of my #zombie/ #fantasy/ #comedy/ #horror novel, my ornery, undead friends. And I ain’t just using those tags for the cheap exposure; this beefy little beast of a book is the start of something that has a little bit of everything, minus the drama and politics of our repulsively real world. This melting pot of dark genres is exactly what you get when you let some asshole who hates mass marketed media write his own novel.
“You brought this preposterous construct upon yourselves, droll world! Now suffer the obnoxiousness of what you have wrought!” *insert mildly evil cackle here*
Oh, but this pic is of the regular edition. The Pure Art edition has no title, author name, or description on the back, just the savage art created for me by my man, Lucio Parrillo. 🤓 -z