Category: christmas horror

So this was a dumb kind of fun that got more and more bearable as it went on until it was downright enjoyable and a guilty sort of pleasure to endure. I mean, the production quality is about as low as you can get, but with a super cute #cosplay girl, a #lowbro Santa, impressive #krampus #creaturefx, and a handful of laughs, this one sailed up from about a 3.5/10 to a (dare I say?) 6.5. Honestly, if you’re into to low-budget #bmovies you’d still have to be well versed in some of the worst to enjoy this one. But if you’re as strange as I, and as long as you’re not expecting something more, you just might enjoy this. I’d say watch it if you’ve ever seen a movie that looks like it was shot on a cell phone and still enjoyed it. This is one of those, and it made my night. Merry Krampus, you cranky #gothic ingrates. Hope yours is wet with morbidity and steaming with #gore! 🤘🎅🤘-z

Doing the San Diego Comic Fest next weekend, March 7-10. Anyone going?

Get my Christmas horror stoner comedy here –> Bloodmagik.com <– 🤘💀🤘

Merry after Xmas, peeps! Get my latest release on me 😎 And have a saaaapy newww yeeeearrr! 🤘

Nick Percival does Silent Night, Deadly Night. Noice 😎🎅

Little bastard’s keeping my boy Ol’ St. Nick all to himself 😬😬 Shawn and Marv would not approve. Checkout the goriest Christmas comedy novel of the year on Bloodmagik.com 🤘🎅🤘

I find this in good taste 🤓🎅🎄🔪

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Could the fate of these two leaf-brained teens mean the end of Christmas? Or will Shawn & Marv live to blow doj another holiday day? Don’t let the series title, Shawn & Marv’s Holiday Horrors, answer that question for you. Snatch up a signed copy of the novel for a little Chritmas reading instead while it’s discounted at Bloodmagik.com, and get your bitchin Bah Humbug skulls from SazSkullduggery on etsy. 🎅🤘☠ -z/cm

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Another Krampus Christmas by Ted Hammond