Category: bookworms

And the Monster Movie edition of my #zombie #hockey #darkfantasy #novel is officially on my website, kids. Updated for smoother overall #reading with some added jokes and extra vivid imagery. The first edition still needed some work, but this one’s a lot closer to being up to par with my #writing today. Oh, and there’s STILL a goddamn typo in this fucker (likely more than one) on the first fricken page… So I’ll be correcting that after this first batch is gone making this error batch limited to less than 100 copies. Get yours and…GET BIT!!!

c0ry-c0nvoluted:

Just uploaded Chapter 3 of my vampire comedy fantasy tale to Wattpad. Check it out –>  

The Journals of a Vampire scribe

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06 by BlackMalcerta (I added the horns to better fit the character in my story.) -cm

Tacked another 1435 words onto this one this morning, my dudes. I’m on chapter 7, so if you’ve hoped on board, you’re not too far behind me. Anyone get a chance to read it yet? It’s my first full-length, first person story so let me know your thoughts. Gracias. -z

Wicked little #book creeper 😬😁 creater by @horrorsculptures on insta

Put this image together and uploaded the Proem (prologue) and first chap of my experimental vampire comedy on Wattpad. Look up corwynmatthew to check it out and let me know what you think. And here’s a sniff of what I wrote yesterday, throwing down a sold 861 words to top off chapter 4 \m/

………………………..

“What…do I do with this?”

“It’s a bag, genius. You open it.”

Somehow I feel like this is
a setup. Like if-and-when I opened the damn thing some illusion of a giant spider or demon-red
snake is going to leap from its contents, alien-baby-face-hug me, and send me
spiraling into the role of The Vamp Who Shit His Own Heart Through His Ass in Terror…

When I don’t move to
further the plot, she rolls her eyes with a
sigh, grabs the bag from my hands and unzips it for me. I’m pretty sure I
didn’t cringe… At least not outwardly. But either way I feel like a sissy when
she hands it back and nothing repulsive slithers out.

“Look,” she says, having to
walk me through the
motions of manning-up.

“For what?”

I decide it’s probably safe to do as she asks and start in on it,
sifting through a fairly ordinary, early-twenty-something’s things.

…………….

Get in on the adventure now and follow my freshly created Wattpad account to get notified when I upload new parts. -z/cm

Merry after Xmas, peeps! Get my latest release on me 😎 And have a saaaapy newww yeeeearrr! 🤘

Got my “not for resale” proofs in today and all signs point to go!

YOUR NEW FAVORITE HOLIDAY HORROR NOVEL IS OFFICIALLY MURDERING A SANTA NEAR YOU! A Christmas Carcassing is live and morbidly awaiting your thirsty eyes! A gory, stoner comedy unlike any other, this one needs to be read (or possibly smoked) to be believed!

BUT...if you want a signed copy from me it’ll have to wait till I get my author copies in (then you’d get it from Bloodmagik.com). I ordered a batch to push at signings and such, but it can take anywhere from a week to a month to get the fuckers in. The ebook is on Amazon, tho, too, if that’s your thing, so swoop that up if you’re a feisty eager beaver and in the mood for a fun, but dark Christmas adventure. Regardless, thanks for the support, kids, and for putting up with the book-spam to come this holiday season. 🎅😁🤘 -cm/z

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My FIRST EVER PUBLISHED WORK!

A gory-good zombie-hockey dark, contemporary fantasy fueled by the mind of your fellow tumblrer and overall oddball – ME!

ACTION, COMEDY, GORE, AND FANTASY ALL COLLIDE BETWEEN TWO COVER PAGES TO KNOCK THE CONTEMPORARY ZOMBIE WORLD ON ITS ASS AND OFFER UP AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE TYPICAL, SHUFFLING UNDEAD AND FIGHTING AGAINST FAMINE AND DISEASE. THERE IS NO CONTAGION. THERE ARE NO SQUABBLES BETWEEN THE LIVING FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD AND SHELTER. HUMANS ARE NOT THE MOST CONNIVING OF ADVERSARIES IN THIS UNDEAD WORLD. THESE ZOMBIES ARE NOT DECORATION FOR BACKGROUND HORROR. THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS… EXCEPT FOR THE ONES WHO AREN’T. INDULGE IN A WORLD SO TWISTED THAT MANKIND’S ONLY HOPE MAY IN FACT REST IN THE HANDS OF A CREW OF UNDEAD MISFITS FUELED BY THE RIGHTEOUS RESOLVE OF A CHILD OF BLOOD MAGIK. SUFFICE IT TO SAY, THERE’S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THAT EVERYONE IS BASICALLY FUCKED. – excerpt from my website BloodMagik.com

The concept of hockey and zombies speaks for itself to how different this mashup of gore and fantasy is. But to further twist the norm I put together this very limited edition of it as an incentive to buy from the source instead of getting the regular POD edition from Amazon or B&N.

No title, no barcode (so it can’t be sold in stores), no author name or backcover copy – Just ART, through and through.

Get the book TODAY ONLY for Halloween at a special discount price of basically what you’d be paying for any old 6 x 9 paperback off the shelves, but THIS, my devilishly demented minions, is NOT just any ol’ 6 x 9. This is a rare and unique collectible that you can only get from me, the Author (Corwyn Matthew), and that is limited to this first print run of just 500 copies.

So if you can’t make it to any shows or signings I’ll be doing, now is the time to check this twisted trinket off your to-own list. This is a $24 collectible that I’m letting go for 31% off for Halloween, brining it down to just $16.56 + FREE SHIPPING! So treat yourself this Samhain to a darkly fun adventure and possibly a valuable, future collectible while it’s still available. GET BIT and learn more about the novel on –> BloodMagik.com -z/cm/cc

My latest endeavor: zombie  Kyle Clifford hosting my hockey/ horrorfantasy novel, Blood Magik: A Cold Day In Hell, at the head of a blood-filled sky, courtesy of

Gothicmamas-stock, and inspired by @elisworldofbooks 💀☠💀 

Blood storms are the source of the rowdy undead in my novel, conjured into existence over the streets of LA by the demon priestess Imala 🤘Checkout the novel on Bloodmagik.com

Monster Movie edition! =D Kinda dig the concept. Maybe I’ll do something like this for the second printing.

The First Print, however, is officially up on –> Amazon <– so, if that’s your thing, get yours before the sky boils with blood and rains apocalyptic death across the continent and beyond!

Blood Magik: A Cold Day In Hell is festering in an online shopping cart near you! (But is festering for significantly less on my web site and ebay. Jus’ sayin’ =/ ) -z Oh, and if you choose ebay, the links takes you to it but if you happen to search for it later by title, don’t buy from the listing that says “sponsored”. They charge me extra for that one… Zanks! =D )

Here’s a little sneak peek of the Pure Art edition of my zombie/horror-fantasy novel exclusive to me (meaning if you have it, you got it from the author). My printers sent me the top pic to let me know my books, business cards, and flyers are done printing and will be on there way soon (probably about a month). Can’t wait to get Book One of the hellish little world I’m building out to the unsuspecting public. This 434(ish) page beast is only the tip of the bloody dagger, people. The Blood Magik saga will spread its undead adventures over the span of at least six books, so if you like funny, morbid good times you’re following the right dude. Stay tuned. \m/ -z 

Oh, and if you wanna read the first fifty-some-odd pages, go to Amazon or Barnes & Noble and check out the sample. BUT DON”T BUY FROM THEM unless you want me to haunt your fucking dreams and guilt you into a paranoid psychosis. lol Mine will probably be cheaper, limited to 500 copies, and personally cursed by the the chicken scribbles of Yours Truly so hold out if you can. Or buy both, shit, I’m not gonna stop you. =P  

BLOOD MAGIK: A COLD DAY IN HELL is nearly here. -z (again)