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Insideout Hamster by Krakenkatz

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Buy the book here –> A Christmas Carcassing <– while Christmas supplies last! (Free Shipping in the US for Christmas!)

My Christmas comedy horror is here! 

A quick note about the creation of this novel.

About a year ago when I started it I was going through some ridiculously painful headaches that honestly lasted something like four months. Every. Single. Fucking. Day. There was NO break from these headaches; it was literally like one headache kicked up a notch with several others on top for added variety. I’ve had headaches all my life, and plenty on the pain-level of migraines, but never that lasted this long. A few days? Sure. But months? (Well, to be fair, the previous year I had one than lasted a little over a month, but this one was worse.) One of the few things that got me through it was writing this novel. Submersing in the darkly comedic story I created was a much needed distraction from constant pain. When the pain got too bad, like to the point I could hardly move, I of course wasn’t writing. But in between,when it was just a continued nuisance, I would strap on this silly ass alien beanie I bought because the sensations of something surrounding my head was comforting and also distracting, pop a fioricet, and heat up some tea to get on the job (migraine medication wasn’t working). After finally getting in to see a neurologist I found out that I had 3 different types of headaches (among other head pains and such that came with them). A caffeine headache is what started it all. I had switched my brand to something more potent and was drinking about 5 cups of black tea a day. This headache led me to medicate with Tylenol and naproxen daily brining about a Medication Overuse Headache (when you take medication daily, even in small doses, it eventually inflames your brain and causes the exact thing it’s meant to alleviate). Both these headaches combined lead to migraines, of course. So then I started taking the fioricet which only started working after about three pills. Fioricet is a mix of

Butalbital (a barbiturate; pain reliever), Acetaminophen (Tylenol), and Caffeine, so, of course that made everything worse because it had two of the things in it that was the start of the damn problem. So I got to taking about 3-6 pills a day because that was the only way the pain reliever would actually work, and this, lo and behold, caused me to build up a dependency. Now, for those who don’t know, I’ve been sober for 12 years. From everything. I don’t even drink any more. So this had nothing to do with trying to get high on pills, it had to do with just not knowing I was making things worse. As it turns out, you DO in fact get a light high from taking that many pills a day, and that high was also a bonus when it came to getting through it all, but it was no where NEAR worth the withdrawals… I’ve never had withdrawals before so I had no idea what I was in for. It sucked massive ass and I went to the emergency room after the roughest night because my withdrawals were getting worse instead of better throughout the week. The reason why is because the Doc put me on steroids to get through them, but my anxiety kicked in and I bitched out and stopped taking them after the first day, so they eased the symptoms for a few days, then about a week later I got the full force of them. I didn’t puke, but felt sick as shit and could barley get around, walking all hunched and decrepit like a ninety-year-old man. Oh, and there was also a goddamn rebound headache from getting off the pills which was fucking insane. Oh shit.. and the dreams that first night I took the steroids? HOLY FUCK that was fucking crazy. lol The dark imagery that was flashing in my mind even before I slept was pure insanity. Luckily I’m a horror fan so I could handle it, but it was crazy intense; super-speeding flashes of all sorts of grotesquery. Ok, this is getting to be a long ass “quick note” lol. Let’s just sum it up with, these two dudes on the cover of the book were my life rafts, man. Although I put them through hell, it was all in good, gory fun, and I really enjoyed writing this book despite the pain and discomfort I was in. Here’s a pic of me the first night I started writing the story…

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The blue thing on my shoulders is a rice pack called a Bed Buddy you heat up in the microwave and that fucker was a staple. You can’t see it here, but I used the beanie at first to hold an ice pack on the back of my head where the pain was generally the deepest (it was like someone was pushing on the bone at the base of my skull with a rock. Weird shit…). My cauldron is caffeinated, of course, and the alien beanie is the very same that I described my man Marvin wearing in the opening scene of the novel. 

So there’s the gist of the story behind the story, my dudes, and you’re getting it here first on tumblr.

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Or just reblog this bitch to show your support. Thanks, peeps. Oh, and yes, I still get headaches nearly daily, but they’re very rarely ever really bad. I think I got this shit figured out. \m/ -cc/cm/z

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It’s doing a little dance for you, James! Thanks for the support!

Signed copies of the goriest Christmas comedy …

Go to Bloodmagik.com to get yours before Christmas!

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Buy the book here –> A Christmas Carcassing <– while Christmas supplies last! (Free Shipping in the US for Christmas!)

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Pretty sure this Santa Claus didn’t come for milk or cookies, unless you baked them in the powdered ashes of charred children and glazed them with their mother’s still-warm blood (lol…yeesh… That’s even a too dark for me…heh)

Rest assured, A Christmas Carcassing is indeed brutal, but all in good fun. “No Tiny Tim was harmed in the making of this novel.” Get your signed copy of my Christmas comedy horror novel on 12/11/18, only on Bloodmagik.com 🤘🎅⛄🔪🌲 

art by @aykutmaykut on insta (I think…)

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So this one was a fun little farce. Even goofier than the title suggests, it surprised me with some cheesy-cool scifi effects and a few chuckleable lines. It was UK based with a punkrock theme, and used the terrible acting to its advantage to add to the humor. Lots of blood splatter brightening up the scenes and some ok gore. Overall I enjoyed it and am stoked to have it my my collection of horrible horrors 🤘😜🤘

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Pretty sure this Santa Claus didn’t come for milk or cookies, unless you baked them in the powdered ashes of charred children and glazed them with their mother’s still-warm blood (lol…yeesh… That’s even a too dark for me…heh)

Rest assured, A Christmas Carcassing is indeed brutal, but all in good fun. “No Tiny Tim was harmed in the making of this novel.” Get your signed copy of my Christmas comedy horror novel on 12/11/18, only on Bloodmagik.com 🤘🎅⛄🔪🌲 

art by @aykutmaykut on insta (I think…)

weirdletter: Indescribability,…

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Indescribability, by Ruopeng Zhang, via ArtStation.

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This thing is nuuuuts 😬😬 created by @idaustinart on insta