Author: Dungeons & Dragons & Dead Things

are my dreams of lichdom in real achievable

NOT ETHICALLY

bfleuter:

Even if you’re going into the new year rolling at disadvantage, that’s two nat20s and that’s a crit.

charmandhex:

Go forth and roll with advantage.

three-dogs-in-a-trenchcoat:

2020 will be a good year

Cause it’s two natural 20s and that means whatever you’ll do, you’ll do with success

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Gonna be play testing my tabletop RPG with some of my coworkers, and they wanna play as a band of pirates.

You know what that means.

Ghost Ship Time Babbey!

normal-horoscopes:

ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM

r0tt13:

trying to get back into dnd somewhat, here’s my necromancer

brunhiddensmusings:

aerosmith also had a decent rendition

maneth985:

Damn.

Rousseau wasn’t wrong tho

insanitysscribblings:

The poor cried,

“We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t work for your bread,”

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

“We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we’re all ill.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t take care of yourselves,”

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied…

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man’s

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

“Please, spare me!”

The ravenous zombies said,

“Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter.”

aroalloundertaker:

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

hochiminhts-deactivated20190916:

ndiecity:

The ghost, or?

hochiminhts-deactivated20190916:

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

wearenecromancers:

Happy Turkey Halloween

wearenecromancers:

Question of the Day:

What special properties do undead have if the soon-to-be-reanimated corpse in question has been seasoned, stuffed, and baked?