Now why didn’t I think of a man-eating Xmas tree for the finale in my horror novel? 🤔 Regardless, THE BOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE!! Your new favorite soon-to-be cult classic Christmas horror, stoner comedy is officially funking-up the listings on Amazon with its excess of sticky greens and morbid reds! The brutaltastic tree, on the other hand, you gotta talk to @sivart6 on insta to get your hands on. For a signed copy of the novel, dm me and I’ll put you on a list. Otherwise, order yours now on Amazon 🎅⛄🚬💊🚬👹