Working on my book-sculpting skills. I just may have a future in this.
The book is out, my friends! My first ever published work in a limited collectible Pure Art edition. It’s registered as $24 (I’d say “cover-priced” but, as you can see, there is no price or bar-code, title or even my name on the sexy bitch. All art, baby! =P ) but is ON SALE for those who want to get in on this now for $18 + FREE SHIPPING on –> BloodMagik.com (PayPal only) or on my –> Ebay account for $19 (for those without PayPal). It will likely, eventually be on Amazon too, but they’re being a pain in my nuts right now (also, it will be more expensive there).
I AM THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN GET THIS EDITION OF MY BOOK FROM!!
So, if you own it, you’re supporting the creator instead of the cooperate vultures shafting those who put their heart and soul into their work by only giving them a minute fraction of the money made. And, say so if you know different, but I’ve never seen anyone do a novel in a virgin cover before. At least, not like this. A hardcover, maybe, with just a logo, but this is a 6×9 paperback with a soft-touch finish and original art from one of the greatest to ever do it, Lucio-Fucking-Parrillo! (That may or may not be his actual middle name…)
About the novel–
A zombie horror/fantasy, action-comedy wrought with dark imagery and gratuitous gore fueled by supernatural forces!
A twisted soul reincarnated through the centuries, damned to burn in Hell by the first Christian settlers of North America, decides she’d rather rule in a Hell of her own than be condemned to one (who wouldn’t?!) by using blood-magik to grow powerful enough to raise the dead! Sound familiar? Don’t be so sure! (she controls.
But there’s a catch! (Of course there is… lol)
As she grows more powerful in a New Hell of her design, so too do any who share her bloodline (who she hasn’t already murdered, of course). And with two surviving relatives – an orphaned brother and sister in their twenties – she finds her new power isn’t as absolute as she’d intended it to be, and even death can’t stop her enemies from being an insufferable thorn in her thong…(ouch!)
Centered around two semi-professional hockey teams, the L.A. Priests and Anaheim Hellounds (inspired by the NHL “freeway rivalry” between the Kings and Ducks), this story pits life against death, death against death, blood against its own and…brother against sister? Only one way to find out, folks… BUY THE FUCKING NOVEL, ALREADY!! (lol Oh, come on… That was priceless.)
Still not convinced? ALL BOOKS COME PERSONALLY CURSED BY MY UNCULTURED CHICKEN-SCRATCH, AND MAY, IN FACT, BE RESOLD ON FUTURE BLACK MARKETS AS ACCURSED ROLLING PAPERS!! YOU CAN’T LOSE!!!
This sale and limited inventory won’t last forever, folks! Get yours or GET BIT!!!
I’M ON AMAZON (they didn’t make it easy…) but if that’s your thing then you’ll get no kink-shame from me. lol The book is full price there, tho, because they ream me on the fees, but here’s the link in case you prefer to swing that way (not judging…) –> AMAZON BLOWS <– lmao -cc